The season for apologies

I’m sorry about my tweet last night calling for the murder of all black people. I have now deleted the offending tweet.It was just a joke, and anyone who knows me well would tell you I would never hurt a black person, unless he was walking towards me wearing a hoodie, because it’d be too…

Your Twitter Troubles Are Finally Over!

I know that many of my readers are active on Twitter. But if you’re like me then you probably have trouble finding the time to respond to all those tweets from other people.Sometimes it’s just hard to find the words to express what you want to say, and the 140 character limit doesn’t help either.…

Reasons Why You Should Follow Me On Twitter

Are you on Twitter? If not, then you are missing a veritable rollercoaster ride of fun, frivolity and high drama. If you are a Twitter enthusiast then, like me, you are living the dream. For those of you who are yet to join in the social media phenomenon, I have nothing to say to you.…

I Am Now A Twit

I shun new fangled technologies generally. And I’m always a late adopter of new fads. But I’ve decided to give this Twitter thing a try. You can find me at @ImperatorFish. Go on – tell me you’re in the shower, or buying donuts, or have missed your train. Maybe you’re just taking a crap and…