But I’ve decided to give this Twitter thing a try.

You can find me at @ImperatorFish.

Go on – tell me you’re in the shower, or buying donuts, or have missed your train. Maybe you’re just taking a crap and thought you ought to let me know.

This social networking thing is a mystery to me – I prefer anti-social networking. Like going into a conference and, instead of meeting and greeting, pouring your coffee on the head of the facilitator.

Still, I’ll give it a try. I can’t wait for my first tweet.