A statement from Vladimir Putin

Russia’s leader responds directly to the Western media over allegations of homophobia

Whale strandings: what can we do?

The whales are beaching themselves on our shores, and we seem powerless to stop them. So what is really going on? Who is to blame? And can we do anything to prevent these mass strandings? We asked politicians, business leaders, activists and commentators for their views.

Party time!

Announcing the launch of a brand new political party. Just like that other satirist whose name we dare not speak.

An open letter to John Boscawen, ACT Party President

An open letter to the ACT Party President on why I am the obvious choice for leader

Unity!

My new year’s resolution is to not argue with others of the left. Even though they’re almost all wrongheaded despicable class-traitor scum.

Youth drinking: who is to blame?

I have interrupted my holiday in order to participate more fully in the moral panic now sweeping the country. So who is to blame for youth drinking? The answer will shock you.

My ordeal: a diary

A diary of my suffering.

Under beach house arrest

My subversive and powerful critiques of our leaders have seen me banished to the Coromandel Peninsula. So here’s a repost of a 2013 effort, while I plan my escape.