Fears mount that gays will soon be ruling the world
As the Labour Party makes plans to change its list selection rules to recognise different sexual orientations, fears are mounting that those gays are going to take over everything.
Government confirms partial sale of Genesis to proceed
Finance Minister Bill English has confirmed that the government is committed to a partial sale of the British progressive rock group Genesis
Baby duck named as New Zealand First deputy leader
New Zealand First leader Winston Peters surprised pundits today by appointing a two-week-old duckling as deputy leader of the party.
A plan to defend the Man Booker in 2014
An Imperator Fish exclusive. Economic Development Minister Steven Joyce has announced a $5 million government investment in the defence of the 2014 Man Booker Prize.
Len Brown: let’s destroy Hamilton
As scandal continues to plague Len Brown, the Auckland mayor has come up with a plan to wipe the hated Hamilton menace off the map, once and for all. But he faces stiff opposition within the Council, and the threat of a doomsday device from the ruthless Hamiltonians.
Slimegate: Ten Questions
This Auckland mayoralty clusterf**k needs a name, and Slimegate is as good as any other. We have ten important questions to ask.
A statement from John Palino
Auckland mayoralty candidate John Palino sets the record straight, and explains how he is innocent of any involvement in the plot to expose Len Brown’s affair with Bevan Chuang
Kiwi sportswoman wins literature’s top prize
Top Kiwi writer Eleanor Catton achieved a sensational victory in this year’s Man Booker tournament, and those who know her are saying she has the potential to be one of the sport’s true greats.
I am disappointed in you
These revelations from Cameron Slater about Len Brown are appalling. He was trusted by many, and yet he failed miserably to uphold the standards of decency we expect of our public figures.
But will he call?
An offer of help, from one troubled soul to another. But will he make that call?
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