Hard left!
Bob Mittsky returns from Pyongyang with some timely advice for Labour leadership contender David Cunliffe. The winner of Best Columnist at the 2013 Air Koryo Media Awards knows exactly what Cunliffe needs to do to win the contest.
Abbott takes time out to bask in election victory
After a late election night, prime minister-elect of Australia, Tony Abbott, took time out on Sunday for a bike ride, to talk to Warringah locals, and to burn down a school.
So who’s to blame for Shearer’s failure? An Imperator Fish exclusive
David Shearer has appeared on TVNZ’s Q&A programme to explain what went wrong with his leadership of Labour. It is clear that someone is to blame for what went wrong, but who is it? In this Imperator Fish exclusive we can finally reveal the identity of the saboteur.
David Shearer: Labour’s future
As the Labour Party leadership contest continues, our expert pundit and strategist reveals that another person might be better suited for the top job. Dick Fritter’s insightful and detailed analysis will stun you.
Time to blow some shit up
The civil war in Syria is messy and bloody, but we cannot stand by and watch as a madman gasses his own people. So let’s blow some shit up.
A message from Sir Russell Coutts
Sir Russell Coutts explains why he is so dismayed by the international jury’s decision to dock Team Oracle points.
A new new hope
I will be relaunching this site soon. You will see that things look different. You will have to be patient, but it will be worth the wait. Have I ever lied to you?
It’s a tough decision
My bid to become Labour’s leader hit an early snag, so I have pulled out of the race. But it’s important that we take our time and listen to all the arguments, before deciding on the best person for the job.
Me!
In which a moderately well-known blogger puts his name forward for leadership of the Labour Party. Read the compelling reasons why this man should be given the job.
Why the charter school experiment must be allowed to proceed
A guest post by His Excrescence the High Priest of the Church of the All-Seeing Sandwich.
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