Keep your dead children off our beaches!
Who the hell do these people think they are? What gives these refugees the right to wash their dead children onto someone else’s beach?
A flag for New Zealand
People are getting themselves worked up into near frenzy over the four alternative flag designs released yesterday. But they really shouldn’t. Each of these designs says something very special about New Zealand and its place in the world.
A flag for our brighter future
It looks as if John Key is going to decide which flag we have. So I thought I would take the pressure off him by designing a flag he would instantly fall in love with.
One notable omission from All Blacks squad
Spare a thought for those who failed to make the All Blacks Rugby World Cup squad. One man in particular will be feeling gutted.
On moving to the centre
If I had a dollar for every opinion thinkpiece I have ever read about where on the political spectrum the New Zealand Labour Party should position itself, I’d be richer than Croesus. Even richer than Colin Craig’s lawyers.
Those worms are vicious little bastards
It’s good to see the government finally doing something about the earthworm problem. But why has it taken so long?
Right Thinking: They help to tenderise the fish
Controversial and outspoken conservative columnist Dr. Frank Shizenhausen returns with a post about fish, Whale, and lamb
Which side?
Colin Craig’s decision to sue Jordan Williams, John Stringer and Cameron Slater for defamation has forced me to make a difficult decision. What should I do?
These people are truly disgusting
It can be useful from a political perspective to find a group of people to blame for all our troubles. But who to choose?
Labour’s race war?
Is Labour a party of racists? Has Phil Quin’s departure left party members bereft and in despair? Is something something about Hitler and the Jews?
Imperator Fish 
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