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Thoughts on this emerging crisis

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I’m not racist

I’m not racist. How can I be? That burning white cross in  the middle of my lawn? Purely decorative. It signifies nothing. I’m not racist. Some of my best friends are brown-skinned. Of course, I won’t go anywhere near their homes, and I certainly won’t eat their stinking food. But they’re good people. I’m not…

Stupid Dog

It has been a day of terror: throughout Christchurch and throughout the Labour Party. But I’m sure you’ll agree that the biggest news story of the day concerns the altering of history. One of the big questions hanging over Sir Peter Jackson’s Dambusters film has finally been answered – the dog Nigger will be renamed…