Garrett’s Other Top Picks

ACT MP David Garrett says it is realistic to expect a 10-20% reduction in crime, following the passing of the three-strikes bill into law last night.

Here are ten other top predictions by Garrett:

  • Beatles to reunite for a world tour next month – with the original line-up.
  • Dan Brown to win the next Nobel Prize for Literature.
  • All Whites to win World Cup Final after a last minute goal against Brazil.
  • Pete Bethune to publish his new cookbook 50 Ten Minute Whale Recipes.
  • Lost fans able to explain show to non-followers in less than one hour.
  • Morrinsville used-car salesman is the real Jesus.
  • Green MP Sue Kedgley to ask if she can upsize her Mac Attack Combo Meal.
  • NZ to close the income gap with Australia by 2025.
  • Damien Hirst to admit modern art is all pretentious rubbish.
  • David Garrett to still be an MP after 2011 election.