Would you Adam and Eve it? The bleedin’ system screwed me over again!

There I was, minding me own business outside the pisser, when some joker belts me in the Uncle Ned. So I give him a tap with me Oliver Twist, and before I know it the fuzz are dragging me before the magistrate.

So I turns up to court, only to be ratted out by some geezer who seen the whole thing. The old inky threatens me with chokey, or I can pay a tenner, so what am I meant to do?

But I didn’t do nuffin!