Uncle Ernie: An Honest Young Lad

I’ve always admired the British royal family. Next to the Tiger Tank, they’re probably the finest thing to come out of Germany. I especially like that young Prince fellow they’ve sent over here.

The Prince is down to earth and humble. He stood before the people of Christchurch and said “I count myself extremely privileged”.

Honest too, it seems. Makes a nice change.


I see the United Nations have declared a no-fly zone over Libya.

I say good luck to them! A fat lot of good it will do.

Everyone knows Africa’s full of flies. What are they going to do? Spray the entire continent?

Madness, I tell you. Madness.