Imperator Fish Solves Another Huge Societal Problem

With all this kerfuffle over liquor laws, we’re failing to keep sight of the real problem.

Some of us can’t handle our liquor.

We can pass a lot of laws, set up action and support groups, and engage in furious debate over what must be done.

But I’ve got a far simpler solution. Some people should just stop drinking.

I told you it was simple.

(No, there’s really no need to thank me for nailing this. I’m just doing what any civic-minded person with a great idea would do. But if you want to show your gratitude this site might be a good place to start)