I have decided to devote a whole blogpost to the making of fat jokes at the expense of Gerry Brownlee.

There are so many reasons to dislike Brownlee without resorting to cheap-shots about his weight, and I’m not actually going to make any fat jokes, because the very thought of using someone’s weight as a weapon against them fills me with dismay.

But I can’t control what my followers decide to post in the comments thread following this blogpost.

So now’s your chance to play the man, not the ball. Fill me with some dismay, people!