A Perfect Plan

I have come up with a great idea to get more publicity for my blogsite.

I’m thinking of drawing a picture of a religious prophet, possibly a Middle-Eastern one, having sex with an animal. I’l post that picture on my site.

It’s bound to draw attention to my site, and people all around the world will be paying attention to me. It sounds like a great idea.

I really can’t see any downside to this plan. None at all. Why haven’t I done this before? It’s just so clever.

What could possibly go wrong? It’s free publicity, and at no personal cost to me or my family.