A warning

UNHOLY LEGISLATORS, INSTRUMENTS OF SATAN!
BEWARE!
We are NO LONGER PREPARED to stand by and let the sacred institution of marriage be DISHONOURED. God ordained that true marriage may only take place between a MAN and a WOMAN, and to allow a man to marry a man, or a woman to marry a woman, is an INSULT to our CREATOR.
We have been ABUSED and VILIFIED during the marriage debate. We have been MADE FUN OF and MOCKED, and our deeply held beliefs have been TRIVIALISED and MARGINALISED. We have been attacked for spreading LIES, even though those many lies were spread for the GREATER GLORY OF OUR LORD. How can it be a sin to let words come from our mouths that do not match our thoughts, when those thoughts are so RIGHTEOUS?
No, we will NO LONGER STAND IDLE and let the institution of marriage be SOILED. We are the INSTRUMENTS OF CHRIST, and Christ empowers us to make this threat: 

If you do not immediately commit to repealing this dangerous and monstrous legislation, 
GOD’S FURY WILL FALL UPON YOU!!!

In case you think these are empty threats, allow us to provide A DEMONSTRATION OF GOD’S AWESOME POWER. Consider this demonstration a warning of the TERRIBLE THINGS TO COME in the days ahead if you do not mend your ways.

In just a few hours God will BLOT OUT THE SUN. At about six o’clock tonight your country will be plunged into A HORRIBLE AND TERRIBLE DARKNESS, a darkness to match THE BLACKNESS OF YOUR SOULS. For many hours your people will endure the full HORROR of not knowing whether the sun will ever appear again, or whether they will be condemned to spent the rest of their hollow lives in DARKNESS.

But God’s mercy is GREAT, though not infinite. He will RELENT after about twelve hours of darkness, releasing the sun from his powerful grip long enough for you FOOLISH LEGISLATORS to undo the results of your IMMORAL FOLLY.

If you choose to ignore this demonstration of GOD’S OMNIPOTENCE, then rest assured that the rest of your MISERABLE LIVES will be lived in DARKNESS. For He will not give you a second chance. He has spoken to us, the messengers of his DIVINE WRATH, and you would do well to HEED HIS WARNING.


LEGISLATORS!
REPEAL THIS UNHOLY LEGISLATION, OR WATCH THE SUN DISAPPEAR FOREVER!

The Traditional Marriage Liberation Front
(Not affiliated with the Alliance for Traditional Marriage)
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