In case you think these are empty threats, allow us to provide A DEMONSTRATION OF GOD’S AWESOME POWER. Consider this demonstration a warning of the TERRIBLE THINGS TO COME in the days ahead if you do not mend your ways.

In just a few hours God will BLOT OUT THE SUN. At about six o’clock tonight your country will be plunged into A HORRIBLE AND TERRIBLE DARKNESS, a darkness to match THE BLACKNESS OF YOUR SOULS. For many hours your people will endure the full HORROR of not knowing whether the sun will ever appear again, or whether they will be condemned to spent the rest of their hollow lives in DARKNESS.

But God’s mercy is GREAT, though not infinite. He will RELENT after about twelve hours of darkness, releasing the sun from his powerful grip long enough for you FOOLISH LEGISLATORS to undo the results of your IMMORAL FOLLY.

If you choose to ignore this demonstration of GOD’S OMNIPOTENCE, then rest assured that the rest of your MISERABLE LIVES will be lived in DARKNESS. For He will not give you a second chance. He has spoken to us, the messengers of his DIVINE WRATH, and you would do well to HEED HIS WARNING.