Open Parachute’s January blog stats are out, and Imperator Fish has maintained its position within the top 21 blogs. Imperator Fish is the 21st largest blog in New Zealand, apart from all the other blogs whose stats are not measured by Open Parachute, of which there are a great many.
Imperator Fish wishes to thank all its readers. This blog wouldn’t be the runaway success it now is if so many people weren’t prepared on a daily basis to click through to my site via various Google searches, like “is Lorde Jewish?”, “Lorde witch”, and my current favourite “John Key psychopath”.
But most of all, a very special thank-you to me for being so awesome.
And bad luck to the TVHE blog for being pipped by me yet again. Guys, don’t be disheartened. They’re just statistics. All they prove is that I’m better than you.
This is an election year, and it could be the most important election in the history of our nation since the last one. I will be here, telling it how it is, taking money from anyone who will pay me to present their side of the story, and generally acting like a complete arsehole. You won’t get that from any other blogger, will you?