Labour: feed the kids.
Conservatives: smack the kids.
Maori Party: help the Maori kids.
United Future: sensible policies for sensible kids.
Mana Party: listen, kids, to the racist white man and all his bullshit racist white man policies.
Greens: leave the world a better place for our kids.
National: our kids have already left New Zealand for a better place.
NZ First: you bloody kids!
ACT: sleep with your kids, as soon as they’re old enough.
Imperator Fish 
Nasty.
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I restrained myself last night, hoping some reflection may have resulted in second thoughts about this post by you Scott.
I think the post crosses a line by quite a margin and should be withdrawn, and an apology be given.
I accept your apology.
I see you’re still promoting your post. That’s your choice, but I think it’s poor judgement.
Pete George has been making satirists redundant for a couple of years now Scott.
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