Look at our political poll!

It’s a disaster for Team A! Team A is down!

Our poll shows that Team B is holding steady. Its leader Mr Y will be delighted with this result. This poll proves that Team A has failed to get any sort of traction with the public over various bad things that have occurred to Team B. The scandals enveloping persons AA, BB and CC have gone largely unnoticed by voters.

Yes, we know there was another poll last week in which Team A went up and Team B dropped sharply, but that was last week. Last week!

Besides, it was someone else’s poll, so it doesn’t count. Ours is better than theirs because it has our name on it.