The introduction of Dr. Frank Shizenhausen as a columnist at Imperator Fish has been such a success that my inbox has been full. Most of the emails I receive are from pharmaceutical companies wanting me to acquire their various wares (isn’t it funny how they know about my little problem?), but it can’t be a…
I am the world’s greatest blogger. I don’t mean to boast, but it’s a fact. And when you’re on top of the heap you don’t waste time with the small-fry. That’s why in my latest post I’ve decided to destroy John Key and his reputation. This could possibly be the most important thing you will read…
More common sense from plain-talking Conservative Dr. Frank Shizenhausen It’s time for Prime Minister Key to do the right thing. Once again, the people have voted for a return to good old fashioned values in our schools. The advocacy group Fighting for the Family conducted a poll recently on corporal punishment in schools, and the…
A prominent mental health expert has expressed dismay over the volume of alcohol being consumed by teenagers. Dr. Vivienne Knead made her comments at a gathering yesterday of mental health experts and youth advocacy groups. “Today’s youth has a major problem with booze,” said Dr. Knead. “We need to do something about the level of…
Finally the end of a long day, after a troubled night. I had a restless sleep, after a monstrous vision appeared in my dreams last night. Don’t ask me why, but I dreamed I was travelling in a lift with Garth McVicar, and that he was an important client of my firm. Don’t ask me…
Conservative columnist Frank Shizenhausen’s latest blistering attack on liberalism In this politically correct day and age, I suppose we should not be surprised by the outrage greeting John Key’s entirely sensible decision not to allow the Tuhoe tribe to take ownership of Urewera National Park. The Prime Minister has made it clear he will not…
News that Hanover Finance’s Mark Hotchin is struggling to find the money to pay contractors to finish his $50 million palace has galvanised the Orakei community into action. Last week a team of volunteers went onto the property to help with the landscaping and building work. And on Saturday morning Jim Mora and the crew…
The decision by Prime Minister John Key to stay on as part of an overseas trade mission, rather than attend the funerals of three Air Force servicemen, has been criticised as “callous and insensitive”. The comments were made by Air Vice Marshal Sir Hugo Pomfrey-Brown, who was one of many servicemen to attend the funerals.…
Press Release: Law Commission, 4 May 2010For Immediate Release Law Commission President Sir Geoffrey Palmer says he takes seriously claims that the organisation is out of touch with youth. “When we published our report on the effects of alcohol on society, we were widely criticised. Some people called us a pack a wowsers and kill-joys,…
You may have seen me a bit on the telly recently. TV3 have been on my case, claiming I paid money to silence a complainant. Let me tell you how shocked I was at the allegation. You know me, battling Paula, the feisty but lovable former DPB mum who came good. It’s just not my…
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