Hero Key Clinches Bledisloe Cup

SYDNEY- Prime Minister John Key was a hero on Saturday night, kicking the winning goal to secure Bledisloe Cup victory for the All Blacks against Australia. With two minutes to go in the game and with Australia ahead by two points, things were looking grim for the New Zealand team. But a Wallabies transgression gave…

Did Nat MP Murder A Teddy Bear?

I have just looked back at my last couple of posts. I’ve been grumpy this week. Sorry about that. This story at least brought me some joy, and a little sadness. I was born in the ’70s, and still have vivid memories of Play School. And the Play School clock, now unearthed, taught me how…

Mr Key, What Are You Hiding?

John Key’s refusal to be honest with the New Zealand people is a disgrace. We have asked perfectly reasonable questions. And yet he won’t answer them. Mr Key, why won’t you provide full disclosure? Maybe he’s got something to hide. So why is Key being so evasive? Maybe it’s because section 27 of the Electoral…

Imperator Fish Goes To Wellington

It’s referendum time. But the referendum question has been troubling me. Who really knows what it means? I believe we need something a bit clearer. Maybe like this: Should a smack, when administered in circumstances that are not already expressly permitted under the Crimes Act 1961, and where the circumstances are such that the recipient…

Dear Paula

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Dear Mr John

Dear Mr John, Please can you help me and my people. I live in a small village on the West Bank. My life is difficult. We have no running water, and when I go with my sister to the well we are sometimes abused by the Israeli settlers who live nearby. Once they fired guns…

I Preferred The Old Kerre

I don’t usually like to comment on a woman’s appearance via a public medium like the internet. But is it my imagination, or is Kerre Woodham looking different these days? Maybe she’s working too hard. She’s clearly not looking after herself.

The Cat Came Back

According to the Taranaki Daily News, a ghost cat haunts a property in Harewa. The evidence for the feline spectre can be viewed here. But beware: once you have viewed the video you may never be the same again. Your nightmares will be filled with visions of horror and dread, as Mr Tibbles comes at…