Imperator Fish Solves Another Huge Societal Problem

With all this kerfuffle over liquor laws, we’re failing to keep sight of the real problem. Some of us can’t handle our liquor. We can pass a lot of laws, set up action and support groups, and engage in furious debate over what must be done. But I’ve got a far simpler solution. Some people…

Their History Is History

Uncompromising left-wing columnist and Chairman of the Workers Solidarity Party of Aotearoa, Bob Mittsky, returns. Comrades! I’m pleased to hear there’s a possibility that New Zealand will sign up to an international convention that will make denial of the Holocaust and other genocides a criminal offence. And about time too. For too long we have…

Your Tory: A Care Guide

Congratulations! Your new Tory is now ready for operation. Below are the care instructions for your Tory. Please read them before using your Tory for the first time. Provided you follow these instructions you can look forward to many years of uninterrupted conservative cronyism.  Three-Year Warranty Your Tory comes with a three-year warranty. In the…

Auckland’s Snow Hell

Aucklanders yesterday endured hellish conditions as rain, followed by light snow, made the lives of thousands of people almost unbearable. The light dusting of snow caused panic on Auckland’s Queen Street, and this panic quickly turned to rioting and looting. In Parnell one man’s coffee was spilled as he looked up in terror towards the…

If You’re In Wellington I’ve Some Bad News

I know Wellingtonians stressed out about the wild weather don’t need any more bad news, but you need to be told. According to the Law Society, 2153 lawyers working in Wellington hold practising certificates. That accounts for 19.8% of all practising certificates held by New Zealand resident lawyers. But it’s even scarier than that, Wellington…