Why were so many alleged Mossad agents in Chrstchurch at the time of the February earthquake? Was Christchurch the victim of an Israeli seismic bomb? Even though I have not a shred of evidence that this is what happened, or that such a technology even exists, clearly the answer is yes. And how much does…
Ever faithful servant of the dark side David Farrar dutifully reports on a competition for the best anti-MMP advert being run by Peter Shirtcliffe’s retirement hobby, Vote for Change. I may submit this.
The news that former National Party MP Richard Worth has been appointed honorary consul of Monaco has sent shockwaves throughout the world. The unexpected announcement knocked the phone-hacking scandal off the front pages of all the UK’s main dailies, and the British Prime Minister David Cameron called an urgent cabinet meeting to discuss the developing…
ONCE UPON A TIME there lived a wooden puppet called Pinocchio. Pinocchio lived with his master Geppetto in a small village. Pinocchio was always getting up to mischief, and his unpredictable antics would often drive his patient master crazy. But in one thing he was constant and unswerving: he wanted above all other things to…
For those of you who are so horrified of Labour’s tax plans that they’re thinking of emigrating, allow me to assist. Air New Zealand and Qantas will get you to a lot of places. Just make sure you have your credit card handy when you go online. Click here for a reliable taxi company to…
John Key has told the nation that a capital gains tax would be a dagger through the heart, would destroy the economy, and would send us screaming backwards. But he’s only telling part of the story. But it’s much, much worse than that. Here are some other facts John Key should have told you. Australia has…
Prime Minister John Key has told a group of asylum seekers that they are not welcome. The carload of people was intercepted after a late model BMW was detected parking up outside a National Party Epsom electorate committee meeting. Security at the border of the hall where the meeting was being held kept the asylum…
Readers, I have had some good fortune, and it has already changed my life completely. So many of you have stuck with me through thick and thin, when ruination, pain and despair were my only companions. I am of course referring to the blasphemy trials, the numerous psychiatric interventions, and the nasty incident involving the…
I’m glad the police are taking such firm action against Arie Smith-Voorkamp. It’s about time we sent a firm message that the compulsive nicking of light fittings by people with mental disorders won’t be tolerated. Haven’t our light fittings been through enough already? Let’s not feel too sorry for the guy, because he made a…
He stole the identity of a dead baby, and now he’s stolen Don Brash’s heart. Belinda McCammon at Stuff reports: ACT leader Don Brash has left the door open for a political comeback by disgraced former MP David Garrett after police cleared Mr Garrett of fraud. Dr Brash said yesterday he was “absolutely delighted for Mr…
Imperator Fish 
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