A statement from Colin Craig

Conservative Party leader Colin Craig goes on the record to explain his remarks about the moon landings. Or does he?

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An apology

In a post on Friday I described Colin Craig as a “moneyed clown”. I realise in hindsight that my language was inappropriate and offensive, and I am writing to apologise. Clowns give such joy to small children. They don’t deserve such a vicious slur against their noble reputation. Please, clowns, know that you have my…

My thoughts on Colin Craig

I see that Colin Craig is threatening to sue [redacted] for defamation, all because [redacted] wrote a satirical post about him. When I heard the news my first thought was “thank God it’s not me.” But then I realised that the only reason he’s not suing me is because I’m not important enough. It’s not…

Important Questions For Colin Craig

If John Key is too gay for Helensville, just how much gayness would Colin Craig be happy with? Craig is obviously offended by Key’s “mincing”, and by Key’s support for the Marriage Equality Bill. But how much gayness is Key allowed? For example, is all gay sex out, or just the sort that involves the…