Religious authorities have confirmed that the Apocalypse is due to occur later this year. They have pointed to a number of omens, including dead fish mysteriously washing up around the world and birds falling from the sky. But experts say that the most compelling evidence of unworldly events is the success of the English cricket…
3 News is reporting that 40 sharks have been spotted off the Coromandel Peninsula. This is no surprise. In this sort of weather the sharks will be out in full force, especially around the Coromandel beaches. Because I’m holidaying in Pauanui I’m ensuring our family takes extra care when we’re out and about. Thankfully we’re…
It is a blight on our nation, a nation regularly regarded as one of the best places in the world to live if you are elderly. It remains our national disgrace, and continues to haunt us as the years pass by. The sudden financial loss to the elderly at the hands of Pakeha-run finance companies.…
The New Zealand Climate Science Coalition has raised questions about the death of member Denis Dutton. Dutton, an academic, sceptic and renowned contrarian, died on Tuesday aged 66. He was also a foundation member of the Coalition. However, fears that Dutton’s death would be a setback in the Coalition’s quest to prove that the evidence…
We are nearing the end of the year, and the festive season is in full swing. The economic news, however, is grim. GDP figures from the last quarter show a decline of 0.2%, and the Government is not ruling out a drop in the next quarter. But what can we expect in the medium term…
Dear readers, I know this is a busy time of year for you, but I also know you’ve been struggling over what to get me for Christmas. So I thought I should write a gift list. Consider it my gift to you. It might seem presumptuous to even think you’re planning to buy me a gift,…
Police Association President Greg O’Connor has said that the Government’s decision to decline the Chinese bid to buy the Crafar Farms is further evidence that the police should be armed. The Overseas Investment Office recommended that the application by Natural Dairy be declined. The Office cited concerns about the character of May Wang, the front…
The Inland Revenue Department is reminding taxpayers of their obligations to pay gift duty, after an elderly taxpayer was found guilty of tax evasion. The lawyer for the man, who has interim name suppression, has said his client will appeal the decision. The ruling came after the IRD discovered a trail of undeclared gifts by…
My grandson rang me the other day. He said he would be in Auckland the following week, so why don’t we catch up for coffee? The trouble was he wanted to meet in the middle of bloody town. He’s up for some flash conference or something, and they’ve put him in a fancy hotel. I’ve…
Prime Minister John Key announced today that New Zealand has designated four more terrorist groups under the Terrorism Suppression Act 2002. The groups are the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, the National Liberation Army (ELN) of Colombia, Harakat-ul Jihad al Islami of Bangladesh, and the New Zealand Labour Party. “Three of these entities have committed atrocities…
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