Israel has launched a searing verbal attack on the terrorists who inconvenienced its soldiers yesterday. The incident occurred after Israeli military forces intercepted a terror fleet bound for Gaza, a notorious viper’s den where terrorists operate with impunity. Israel has been engaged in a brave battle against terrorism in Gaza for many years. The terror…
TVNZ is celebrating 50 years of mostly average programming. This is a mostly average blog with a tendency to copy anything that has worked for others, and I know a bandwagon when I see one. But before I hop aboard let me assure you I have no intention of simply regurgitating some of the execrable…
27 April 2010 – Five hundred days from the start of the Rugby World Cup 2011, six New Zealand rugby legends have agreed to help promote the event. The announcement was made at an event at Parliament today hosted by Rugby World Cup Ministers Murray McCully and Gerry Brownlee. The six former All Blacks appointed…
The imminent trial in Japan of anti-whaling activist Peter Bethune is an opportunity to see justice done, says the group’s spokesman, Ahab McReverend. “Since the abolition of unrestricted commercial whaling some years ago, we have been witness to a steady increase in the amount of whale rage. Do-gooders like Bethune think they are somehow helping…
Auckland has just been ranked the 4th best city in the world in terms of quality of living. Wellington ranked a measly 12th. How pathetic is that? Losers. Wellingtonians will probably crow about the fact that they’re the fifth-ranking Eco-City. Big fucking deal. And when you consider the amount of hot air emitted in Wellington…
ACT MP David Garrett says it is realistic to expect a 10-20% reduction in crime, following the passing of the three-strikes bill into law last night. Here are ten other top predictions by Garrett: Beatles to reunite for a world tour next month – with the original line-up. Dan Brown to win the next Nobel Prize…
Opinion is divided on the latest work by the controversial collective known as ACT. The work, entitled “Sentencing and Parole Reform Act”, but better known as the “The Strikes Law”, was unveiled last night in Wellington. The concept was the brainchild of David Garrett, the noted artist and ACT Party MP. Garrett was responsible for…
Dear Rodney I’ve been in a relationship for the last four years. My partner says he wants to spend the rest of his life with me, but every time I drop a hint about marriage he changes the subject. When I ask him about children he says he wants them, but just not yet. My…
This sounds dead good. Scientists have succeeded in creating artificial life in a test tube, in a development which promises to revolutionise biotechnology. Some good news. My dream of one day owning a cyborg army just got a little more real. I’m sure the process was extremely complicated. The research team, led by Craig Venter,…
More good commonsense from conservative contributor Dr. Frank Shizenhausen It was a pleasure last week to hear Bill English tell ordinary, decent, hardworking New Zealanders they would be allowed to keep more of what they earn. People with both drive and innovative spirit are the future of this country. Their bravery in the face of…
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