Is there no area of technology that Google is not heavily involved in? The company has just announced plans to build a Google TV. But it turns out that this might be the tip of the iceberg. Developers at Google have revealed some other exciting plans. New Google motto – Their famous motto is being…
So Mark Bryers only got a slap on the hand. I can understand the outrage, but the offences he was charged with were relatively minor ones. That doesn’t mean Bryers is a saint. In fact the SFO are still looking into the collapse of Blue Chip, and there may be more pain to come for…
I’ve done some number-crunching to work out what affect the tax cuts will have. Below is a helpful guide. Ignore the other calculators. This is the only one that matters.
1:58pm: Bill English is looking fabulous in his trademark black suit, and the camera is adoring him. 2:01pm: English places the One Ring on his finger and begins speaking. 2:22pm: English announces everyone will get a pony. Those on lower tax brackets will get dead ones. 2.34pm: A big cheer from the House as English announces…
The last week or so has been an ordeal. And I don’t just mean having to listen to Gerry’s latest plans to surgically mine precious minerals. Apparently up to 4% of the human body is made up of minerals. So Gerry reckons he’s now found a way for people on welfare to contribute to society.…
The introduction of Dr. Frank Shizenhausen as a columnist at Imperator Fish has been such a success that my inbox has been full. Most of the emails I receive are from pharmaceutical companies wanting me to acquire their various wares (isn’t it funny how they know about my little problem?), but it can’t be a…
I am the world’s greatest blogger. I don’t mean to boast, but it’s a fact. And when you’re on top of the heap you don’t waste time with the small-fry. That’s why in my latest post I’ve decided to destroy John Key and his reputation. This could possibly be the most important thing you will read…
More common sense from plain-talking Conservative Dr. Frank Shizenhausen It’s time for Prime Minister Key to do the right thing. Once again, the people have voted for a return to good old fashioned values in our schools. The advocacy group Fighting for the Family conducted a poll recently on corporal punishment in schools, and the…
A prominent mental health expert has expressed dismay over the volume of alcohol being consumed by teenagers. Dr. Vivienne Knead made her comments at a gathering yesterday of mental health experts and youth advocacy groups. “Today’s youth has a major problem with booze,” said Dr. Knead. “We need to do something about the level of…
Finally the end of a long day, after a troubled night. I had a restless sleep, after a monstrous vision appeared in my dreams last night. Don’t ask me why, but I dreamed I was travelling in a lift with Garth McVicar, and that he was an important client of my firm. Don’t ask me…
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