Earlier in the day: Hire a plane and buzz around Auckland flying an Earth Hour banner. 8:30pm: Lights out! Better go for a drive and see if others in the neighbourhood are joining in. Power up the Humvee and go for a cruise. 8:52pm: Back home. It’s amazing how easily you can cope without electricity.…
Guest columnist and hard-hitting conservative, Dr. Frank Shizenhausen, gives his verdict on the justice system. And so it begins. Not content with sucking up millions of our dollars, they return yet again to the well. I’m talking of course about David Bain’s legal team and his disgusting compensation bid. We all know Bain’s guilty. Ask…
The Sensible Whaling Trust is appalled by the latest killer whale gang murder. The New Zealand Herald this morning reported that a female killer whale hunted down a pseudo orca and ruthlessly murdered it in front of a group of shocked tourists. “This is exactly the kind of thing we’ve been trying to stop,” said the…
Where I answer all your questions about foreign investment into New Zealand Question: Should we be concerned about the plans by Hong Kong company Natural Dairy to buy up New Zealand dairy farms? Imperator Fish. Yes! Q: But if we want Fonterra to be able to buy up Chinese dairy farms, don’t we need to…
So it turns out Adolf Hitler* was interested in cricket. The future leader of Nazi Germany was taught the basics of the game by First World War POWs, BBC broadcaster John Simpson found. But according to his new book about 20th century reporting, the corporation’s World Affairs Editor discovered the Fuhrer later became frustrated with…
Welfare beneficiaries around the country were in shock and mourning today, after Social Development Minister Paula Bennett announced “the dream is over”. Former bricklayer and now long-term unemployed man Chas “The Jazz” Murray was one of those struggling to cope with the news. “Man I had it sweet, bro. I had the dream beneficiary lifestyle.…
Controversy erupted today before the start of the third cricket test between New Zealand and Australia, when a large hole was discovered on the pitch. Play was delayed for ten minutes this morning while the captains of the two teams argued with the umpires about what to do. The hole was discovered by Eden Park…
Finally a conservative voice on Imperator Fish You may think this blogsite is all just a laugh, but let me assure you that you could not be more wrong. In fact, I consider it my public duty to provide informative and balanced opinion and commentary. But I’ve received a flood of emails* asking for a…
I watched the premiere of The Nation this morning. It has been held out as TV3’s answer to TVNZ’s Q+A, but the style is different, and it presents a distinct alternative to the traditional current affairs interview show. I had wondered about the choice of Jason Gunn as presenter, but his relaxed manner seems to…
Not a bad few days. We just got rid of a whole lot more civil servants. Isn’t my plan to get Kiwis working looking great? It all comes back to my cycleway – that’s 1500 more people on their bikes! Now the lousy Opposition are saying we agreed to cap public service staff levels, not…
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