Marty writes in response to this post: Man that’s so laboured… I think you need to rethink what you’re doing here. The contrast with “you know who” is getting cringeworthy. How about you recharge and concentrate on a couple of good ones a week, and then ramp up again when you got your mojo back?…
The Highlanders have pulled a player out of retirement in a desperate bid to reverse the ailing franchise’s Super 15 fortunes. Coach Jamie Joseph made the decision to call up Barry Gracefield after the suspension of Ma’a Nonu for three weeks, following a tip tackle on Crusaders player Tom Marshall on Friday. The suspension ended…
The future of Sir Owen Glenn’s enquiry on domestic violence appears in jeopardy, after several of its members signed up with a rival league. Glenn’s enquiry has been dogged by controversy, and many of the enquiry’s members have resigned in recent weeks. But yesterday it emerged that many of those who resigned have signed up…
There is still so much to be done. You are needed at the helm. So please, Pita Sharples, reconsider your decision to resign as Maori Party co-leader. If you go now you will leave the party facing an uncertain future. But if you stay on its destiny will be assured. You owe it to your…
Uncle Ernie comes out of retirement to bemoan the state of the world I’m appalled and disgusted to hear that a book filled with smut has won a children’s literature award. Disgusted! What has this world come to? What is wrong with young people that they would want to read such garbage? When I was…
Wondering how you’re going to cope with yet another tiresome Monday morning? Take my poll! 1. What is your opinion on fluoridation? A. Fluoridation of our drinking water reduces tooth decay, and there is no reliable scientific evidence linking fluoridation to adverse health outcomes. Many opponents of fluoridation are guilty of cherry-picking data in an effort…
Today is an important day. It is the day of the Ikaroa-Rāwhiti by-election, and until 7:00 pm the people of that electorate will be able to exercise their democratic freedoms and vote for who they want for their next MP. Our election day rules mean that I can’t call on people to vote for any…
By Sam (who does not wish his/her full name to be published) (Click here for details of how you can contribute a piece to Imperator Fish Nation) 28 June 2013 Dear diary I am rather chuffed with how things are going. I remain popular and I feel we are on the right track. The economy…
3 News Political Editor Patrick Gower has been put on notice that his performance must improve if he is to keep his job. A member of 3 News’ political reporting team told 3 News yesterday that Gower had two months to improve his performance. Questions have been raised about Gower’s leadership style ever since he…
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