Monday 3 December 2012 Press release: Imperator Fish Blogger welcomes Lawful Evil runner-up award Imperator Fish blogger Scott Yorke is pleased with his ranking as runner up in the Lawful Evil category in the Tumeke NZ Blogger Alignment Awards 2012.While disappointed to be beaten to the supreme award by Kiwiblog’s David Farrar, Mr Yorke said…
Associate Health Minister Peter Dunne has announced a new testing regime for political party pills, after concerns were raised about the testing of animals. Mr Dunne said he will put a stop to the lethal dose (LD50) test, which involves dosing a test group of dogs with a drug until half the group dies. He…
I know that many of my readers are active on Twitter. But if you’re like me then you probably have trouble finding the time to respond to all those tweets from other people.Sometimes it’s just hard to find the words to express what you want to say, and the 140 character limit doesn’t help either.…
The decision by Labour’s ruling council to allow John Tamihere to rejoin the party should be interpreted as one of the following: recognition by the party’s leadership that the reign of terror within the party led by the gays and frontbums is at an end; a sensible decision, because there are plenty of people within…
… is round up all the bloggers and commentators on the left with an opinion on Labour’s woes, lock them all in the same small room for days on end until they are ankle deep in their own excrement and overwhelmed by the foetid stench; then drag them outside, wash them down, give them clean clothes, and…
The 618th North Pole Christmas Conference closed yesterday, leaving Santa and his helpers deeply divided, and exposing ugly rifts within the organisation. The three day conference, which took place in a secret grotto in the far north of Canada’s Quttinirpaaq National Park, attracted delegates from all major regions of the North Pole.The trouble began on…
Police say they are in shock, after the random search of a hipster’s car revealed a CD of Fleetwood Mac’s greatest hits. The discovery was made after police stopped an erratically-driven vehicle on Auckland’s Ponsonby Road yesterday afternoon.Constable Tony Walters said the car, a 1972 BMW, had pulled out suddenly into the road, forcing other…
If you slow the tape of the incident right down, I mean really really slowly*, you can see that the Welsh player appears to be moving his right hand towards his hip. That bulge at his side could just be a fold of rugby jersey, or the guy could be concealing a weapon. It was…
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A conference delegate listens intently as Deputy Leader Grant Robertson speaks Disappointed republicans hear the news that their remit has been defeated Members of Labour’s Te Atatu LEC meet to discuss how they will vote on remits David Cunliffe Andrew Little talks to the media David Shearer prepares to give his leader’s speech
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