Saturday 26 November 2011 – The Labour Party, led by Phil Goff, tonight completed a crushing victory over the National Party in the General Election. With over 98% of the votes counted, Labour were ahead of National in the party vote by over 22%, and were set to capture around 54% of the vote. Prime…
Hard-hitting conservative columnist Dr Frank Shizenhausen returns after a lengthy break I cannot believe nobody has spotted the opportunity. The Herald has been running a campaign focusing on poor and needy children with not enough to eat. The fact that people are going hungry is an inconvenient blot on our nation’s reputation, and with…
In which I set out the principles I will rigidly enforce when I am your Lord and Master Godwinning a blogpost thread, other than for ironic or humorous purposes, will be a criminal offence. You may disagree strongly with your opponents, but admit it, the chances of their being actual Nazis are quite slim. People…
Have just read this post and its comment thread. Mistake. If Gandhi returned to Earth and proclaimed 10,000 years of peace and enlightenment, I’m sure they’d be still be furiously feuding in the blogosphere over who was the biggest Nazi.
I haven’t written anything about the phone hacking scandal, but now seems like a good time to mention that I’ve actually met Rupert Murdoch. In fact I had a good long discussion with him. Surprised? Well admittedly it happened in the dream I had last night, and a weird dream it was too. But I…
Why were so many alleged Mossad agents in Chrstchurch at the time of the February earthquake? Was Christchurch the victim of an Israeli seismic bomb? Even though I have not a shred of evidence that this is what happened, or that such a technology even exists, clearly the answer is yes. And how much does…
Ever faithful servant of the dark side David Farrar dutifully reports on a competition for the best anti-MMP advert being run by Peter Shirtcliffe’s retirement hobby, Vote for Change. I may submit this.
The news that former National Party MP Richard Worth has been appointed honorary consul of Monaco has sent shockwaves throughout the world. The unexpected announcement knocked the phone-hacking scandal off the front pages of all the UK’s main dailies, and the British Prime Minister David Cameron called an urgent cabinet meeting to discuss the developing…
ONCE UPON A TIME there lived a wooden puppet called Pinocchio. Pinocchio lived with his master Geppetto in a small village. Pinocchio was always getting up to mischief, and his unpredictable antics would often drive his patient master crazy. But in one thing he was constant and unswerving: he wanted above all other things to…
For those of you who are so horrified of Labour’s tax plans that they’re thinking of emigrating, allow me to assist. Air New Zealand and Qantas will get you to a lot of places. Just make sure you have your credit card handy when you go online. Click here for a reliable taxi company to…
Imperator Fish 
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