Let George Bush Inspire You And Change Your Life

I’m so pleased George W. Bush has found something to do now he’s no longer overburdened with being the most powerful cretin on the planet. The Times reports:

He left office with the US embroiled in two wars, a Great Recession and with his approval rating a toxic 22 per cent. So the next stage in his career is obvious. George W Bush — who last year inspired millions of people to vote Democrat — is about to become a highly-paid motivational speaker.

On Monday the former Republican President will appear as the headline speaker on the popular Get Motivated seminar programme, which describes itself as an “action-packed, fun-filled, explosive, exciting, inspiring, skill-building business event that is world famous for its mega-watt superstar speakers and spectacular stage production.” He will appear again in San Antonio in December.

To be fair, Dubya was a good motivator while in office. He provided enormous motivation to America’s enemies.

Note to attendees: bring spare shoes for throwing.