In breaking news, a person has complained about noisy kids.

The full (gasp!) shocking story is here.

And here are some of the latest shocking developments to this story:

• a man has complained because another vehicle didn’t indicate
• I don’t like those tattoos
• a shopkeeper has grumbled because a rude patron didn’t say ‘thank you”
• someone has called talkback radio to moan about something-or-other
• an irate elderly man has said loudly to his bowls partner that young people need a spell in the army to sort themselves out
• Why don’t those people just get a job?
• Why don’t the news media report actual news?