It’s funny how what I say at 6:59 pm can get me into trouble, but I can say the same thing at 7:01 pm and all is well. Well to hell with all of that. I’m making a stand. I have something to say! I think Justin Bieber would make a wonderful PM.
Has anyone actually been to Botswana? It sounds like one of those made up lands. Like Narnia, or Middle Earth, or Canada. I would like to go to Botswana one day.
My favourite colour is… Oh, wait, that might get me arrested today. Let’s talk about something else instead. Who likes jam?
I would eat more cheese if I could. I’m not fussy on cheese. It’s my greatest weakness. Well, that and committing acts of evil.
This is a picture of Pythagoras.
Hippos kill about 300 people a year in Africa. They don’t look that dangerous, do they?
It’s incredible the things you can do with needlework.
Unfortunately I have to close off blog comments before midnight tonight, due to our absurd and outdated electoral laws. I have set my blog so that all comments posted will go to moderation, and I will then release them after 7:00 pm tomorrow. I have done this now, as I am out late tonight, and…
The Herald’s John Armstrong asks, should we prepare for the zombie apocalypse? Armstrong is referring to the rise of Winston Peters from the dead, but what he fails to appreciate is that a much more real zombie menace is around the corner. You may scoff, but I am convinced that all the signs are pointing…
Greetings to you! Allow me introduce myself to you. My name is Hon Steven Joyce, and I am top official National Party. The leader of party, His Excellency Right Honourable John Key came into a great deal of power three years ago after many battle with enemy forces, but due to numerous of complications and…
Imperator Fish 
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