Fishmeat: More On The Chained Lady

This morning I broke what is possibly the most sensational news story in the history of civilisation. Read on to learn more about the despicable Labour MP and his dirty secret.

So what’s in the basement? Or should that be who?

My impeccable source has provided documentary evidence that a current Labour MP has a woman chained to the wall of his cellar.

I have published below a copy of the evidence. It is irrefutable proof that a Labour MP (whom I shall name if he doesn’t step forward) HAS A SEX SLAVE IN HIS BASEMENT!

I’m not at all surprised. In my experience these filthy lefties are all the same.

If you think that’s bad, I have even more to come! I am going to single-handedly destroy the Labour Party forever.