I’ve won!

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Just a short post to let my readers know that I may be taking a break from blogging for a while.

I received an email from Lottery America this morning telling me I’ve won some money. A lot of money.

It was unexpected, as I don’t remember buying a ticket. I asked my wife, and she said it was a scam.

“Only an idiot would fall for that,” she told me.

But I’m certain she’s wrong, and I’m going to prove it. They haven’t responded to my emails asking for details of how to collect my millions, so I’m on the next flight to the US this afternoon.

I’m going to take a spare suitcase, in case they want to pay me out in cash, and I’m travelling light. No clothes, no toiletries, not even a change of underwear. It doesn’t matter if I start to pong after a couple of days, because I’ll be so rich I’ll be able to hire armed thugs to beat up anyone who makes unkind remarks about my hygiene.

Because I’m travelling light I won’t be taking the laptop, so that means no blogging for a few days.

To be honest with you, once I have all my money I expect I’ll no longer give a shit about you or your problems. So this may well be goodbye.

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