First they came for the National Party, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Nat.
Then they came for New Zealand First, and I did not speak out—
Because I was too busy laughing.
Then they came for Lianne Dalziel, and I did not speak out—
Because I knew it had to be a terrible mistake.
Then they came for Phil Goff, and I did not speak out—
Because by this time I felt sure the SFO had decided to just investigate every politician and political party in the country.
But they didn’t come for me, so we’re sweet.
Sorry about the ending.