Right Thinking: It’s All Just A Coincidence
Controversial conservative columnist Dr Frank Shizenhausen writes in defence of the ACT leader People have been attributing all sorts of mischievous motives to the decision by a group of ACT and National-linked people to organise opposition to MMP. The fact that some of the people behind the campaign have close ties to ACT leader Dr…
Brash Calls For End To Racist Fruit Policies
ACT leader Dr Don Brash this afternoon launched a scathing attack on the New Zealand kiwifruit industry, saying it was separatist and racist. In a speech given to the Orewa Rotary Club, Dr Brash accused Zespri and kiwifruit growers of fostering Maori privilege. “The kiwifruit industry has been set up in a way that ensures…
Revisiting The Street Of Gain
ACT leader Don Brash went doorknocking yesterday on Cremone Street in Herne Bay, where the average house price is $5.83 million. Brash is the latest in a series of politicians who have visited the street, usually accompanied by camera crews and journalists. In 2008 National leader John Key famously visited the street, promising to improve…
A Modern Day Canute
UK PR consultant Richard Hillgrove writes in the Guardian about his brilliant idea for preventing social media sites like Facebook and Twitter from breaching suppression orders. “Clearly, they are going to have to introduce a delay mechanism so that content can be checked before it goes up”, he opines. Yes, that’s an excellent idea, and it…
Crowds Protest Against Sign Evil
Protests against Wellington Airport’s Wellywood sign have gained momentum, with protesters yesterday conducting marches and hunger strikes. A group of protesters led by veteran activists Sue Bradford and John Minto abandoned plans for a march for equality, and instead barricaded themselves inside the main terminal of Wellington Airport. They were joined late last night by…
Blame Labour
2311 AD: Finance Minister Bill English has lashed out at the Labour Party, claiming that the New Zealand economy remains weak because of nine years of poor economic stewardship by Labour over three hundred years ago. Speaking shortly after delivering his 303rd Budget, and just before returning to the cryogenic freezer for another eleven months,…
The Rapture Song
Oh! You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I’m telling you why: Jesus Christ is coming to town! He’s making a list, He’s checking it twice, He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice. Jesus Christ is coming to town! He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re…
Some Rapture Questions
Can I take a suitcase? Does my existing insurance cover the Rapture? And will I need travel insurance? Is there mobile phone coverage in Heaven? And will be there be somewhere I can charge my phone? Will all my childhood pets be there to meet me in Heaven? If so, have the ones who used to…
Madame Zoltar’s Budget Forecasts
Treasury forecasts that the Government’s books will be in surplus by the 2014/15 financial year… and you will soon meet a handsome man who will sweep you off your feet. He will wine you, dine you, romance you and dance you. He is also a billionaire. This Budget will boost growth and savings…. and you…
Imperator Fish 
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