Madame Zoltar’s Budget Forecasts

Treasury forecasts that the Government’s books will be in surplus by the 2014/15 financial year… and you will soon meet a handsome man who will sweep you off your feet. He will wine you, dine you, romance you and dance you. He is also a billionaire.

This Budget will boost growth and savings…. and you should put your entire life savings on Lucky Lady in the 3.:15 at Te Rapa.

According to Treasury forecasts the outlook is positive and we should see growth of four percent next year… and I see a lottery win for you in the near future.

This Budget will arrest the brain drain to Australia… and you will take a long oversees trip in the near future.

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