It’s no surprise that Ken Ring would predict a major earthquake occurring today. It’s a Supermoon today, and Ring seems to blame the Moon for everything. Maybe the Moon really pissed him off once, or stitched him up in some business dealing. Perhaps the Moon stole his girl back in high school. Whatever it was,…
As Japanese officials attempt to avert a nuclear catastrophe at the Fukushima plant, the scale of the growing media crisis continues to alarm experts. Officials have been struggling to take the heat out of media reporting of the event, but a number of journalistic explosions have made their task particularly challenging. The rampant newspaper and…
I’ve always admired the British royal family. Next to the Tiger Tank, they’re probably the finest thing to come out of Germany. I especially like that young Prince fellow they’ve sent over here. The Prince is down to earth and humble. He stood before the people of Christchurch and said “I count myself extremely privileged”.…
I’ve always said that the UK has the best newspapers in the world. For example, the Guardian has reported on some very important medical research. In 1995, the Ig Nobel Prize in literature was awarded to two surgeons who painstakingly assembled a study called Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the…
ACT MP Rodney Hide was today apprehended by authorities after he was caught red-handed attempting to make off with the nation’s riches. Mr Hide, 54, is accused of having urged government ministers to pursue policies that, if implemented, would see an immediate financial windfall to Hide’s supporters. Hide’s supporters would have benefited enormously from a…
If you read Michael Laws’ latest column in the Sunday Star Times today you may have concluded that Laws is a revolting human being. Brian Edwards has described Laws’ comments in that column as being “worthy of Joseph Mengele.” I confess that I have expressed a lot of ill-will towards Mr Laws in a few…
I just read the headline on the Stuff website: “Prince to attend quake memorial”. I’m pleased. I’ve never been a big follower of his music, but he was one of the most successful popular musicians of the ’80s and ’90s, and it will mean a lot for the people of Christchurch to know one of the icons of…
Hard hitting conservative columnist Dr Frank Shizenhausen has a plan to make our streets safer. Good lord, has the world gone mad? Has our judiciary finally been taken over by screaming liberals? I had thought they were taking a firm line in Christchurch with evildoers. Like the monster who was looking to steal light fittings…
A prominent business leader has been convicted of fraud, following the failure of his high profile business venture. Foreign national Joseph Ratzinger, who also goes by the aliases Pope Benedict XVI and the Bishop of Rome, was convicted and sentenced today in the Auckland High Court to two years’ imprisonment for his part in a…
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