A prayer to the One
A humble prayer entreating the favour of the One whose august majesty transcends our sordid and meaningless lives.
SBW confirms he can be bothered playing for the Kiwis
The Kiwis rugby league team have been boosted by news that Sonny Bill Williams quite likes the idea of playing for them.
Is Lorde an anti-Semite too?
Is Lorde an anti-Semite? Is her hit song Royals just a thinly disguised tribute to Adolf Hitler? Our columnist has analysed Lorde’s lyrics, and has some shocking news for her fans.
Ten questions for David Cunliffe
Try as he might, Labour’s new leader just can’t shake off those questions about his background. When one looks at his CV, what’s most noticeable is not what it says, but what’s missing. Is David Cunliffe being up-front with the people of New Zealand about his past?
Our boat is faster than theirs
The last two political polls have established that Labour and the Greens will form the next government. That’s conclusive. We’ve won. Time to down tools and enjoy our victory.
Hear me!
I’m really worried that an entire day might pass without your knowing what I’m thinking about a particular issue. How can you hope to get through each day unless I tell you what to think?
Why it doesn’t matter who wins
As New Zealanders confront the possibility of Emirates Team New Zealand losing the America’s Cup contest, we offer ten reasons why it doesn’t really matter. Trust us: you have more important things to worry about.
I did not order this
No, I think you are mistaken. I did not order the Big Brunch Fry-up. Your claims are without any foundation whatsoever, and there is not a shred of evidence linking me to that meal. This is a vile smear concocted by my enemies, and I won’t stand for it!
Mercy!
David Cunliffe is settling into his work as Leader of the Opposition, and yesterday revealed a reshuffled caucus lineup. In doing so he displayed mercy towards his defeated enemies. Just like a certain famous Roman.
My Cup so far
Reflections on the America’s Cup, including what it means, whether we will win, and who will be to blame if we don’t
Imperator Fish 
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