Who would want to be David Shearer? The Labour leader is under fire from almost every direction, and every pundit seems to have an opinion on where he is going wrong. I’m probably already late to this party, but I have my own list of things for Shearer to work on. I am convinced that…
I was once a solo mum struggling to survive, trying hard to make ends meet and support a family. It was touch and go at times, but the government helped me, trained me, and allowed me to make something of myself. The suckers. 9:57 am Some people accuse me of not caring about the plight…
Dear National I appreciate that a lot of people like what you’re doing, and that there is little effective or organised opposition to your rule.But could you please be just a bit less evil? Thank you. Yours sincerelyA concerned citizen
I was lucky enough yesterday to have the chance to sit down and interview the Prime Minister, John Key. Here is a transcript of our discussion. Me: Hello Prime Minister. Thank you for agreeing to talk. John Key: That’s your opinion.Me: Excuse me? JK: I said that may be your opinion. But actually, I could…
The government has today confirmed that the Human Rights Commission (HRC) will be put out to tender later this year. John Key made the announcement shortly after a report from the HRC raised serious concerns about the government’s attempts to expand the powers of the Government Communications Security Bureau (GCSB).But Key denied that the tendering…
I was interested to read this morning that award-winning film-maker Jane Campion thinks her film The Piano should have had a different ending. I agree with her. It’s a good film, but Campion missed the opportunity to create something truly great. Not that I’ve got anything against pianos, so long as they don’t try to…
Duncan Garner caused much excitement last night after he told his Twitter followers that a letter demanding David Shearer’s resignation was circulating around the caucus. He went on to tweet to his followers the stunning news that Patrick Gower would be presenting the letter during TV3’s late night news show, Nightline.No such letter seems to…
6:33 am It’s dark under here. My legs are numb and I really need to pee. I’m not sure how much longer I can hold on. But then I imagine the priceless look on his face and I just let go. This story is bigger than me, and way bigger than my bursting bladder. I’ll…
Dear readers, I know the “manban” hasn’t been Labour’s finest moment. But it’s time to move on and forget all about it. Quickly! Here is a picture of a cute puppy. Here is another one. And now here is a bad man. Are we all refocused now?
Imperator Fish 
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