I’m pleased to hear the Government is going to appoint someone to manage the money of those irresponsible folk who suck off the public teat.and can’t budget properly. It’s about time someone took the finance portfolio off Bill English.
United Future leader Peter Dunne has unexpectedly been appointed the Associate Conservation Minister. The announcement came today after the National and United Future parties signed a confidence and supply agreement. Dunne says he is looking forward to the new challenge presented by the Conservation role, and cites preservation of the endangered Giant Grey Snail as…
A new contender appears to be about to make a shock bid for the Labour Party leadership. Mr Santa Claus, a prominent North Pole businessman, is reportedly looking at joining the contest to lead the party. St Nicholas could not be contacted for comment on rumours of a leadership bid, and a spokesperson for Santa’s…
David Shearer has moved ahead in the race for the Labour Party leadership, after a number of prominent figures endorsed his candidacy. Shearer received a critical endorsement yesterday, when political commentator and National Party member David Farrar declared that Shearer would be a better choice for the party. And the prospects of Shearer’s rival David…
An investigation by this blogsite has revealed that the new National Party caucus may be harbouring the infamous Nazi war criminal Martin Bormann. Bormann was one of Hitler’s top henchmen, but his fate is unknown. Many believe he was killed while attempting to escape the fall of Berlin in 1945, but no solid proof of…
Hard-hitting left-wing columnist and Chairman of the Workers Solidarity Party of Aotearoa, Bob Mittsky, returns with a new post on the plight of Labour. Most of you who follow my work will be aware that I campaigned actively for the Mana Party during the election campaign. Sadly, I came to the realisation that the party…
Speculation is mounting that North Shore MP Maggie Barry will seek the leadership of the National Party, after she told reporters there would be no CBD rail link. The gardening guru’s decision not to proceed with the rail link, only a couple of days after being elected in a safe seat, surprised many commentators. This…
Ditch John Banks He will just destroy what remains of your party. This will be a hard call, but it is the right thing to do. Banks is a moral conservative with authoritarian impulses. He is now contemplating talking to the Conservatives, although to his credit Colin Craig wants to go nowhere near the festering…
John Key says the election has delivered him a mandate for asset sales, even though National got less than half the vote. On that argument Labour also has a mandate for raising the retirement age and for a capital gains tax. People who didn’t vote for the party I voted for are stupid. Just stupid.…
Independent candidate Dwayne “The Dude” Baker said he remained confident of a good result from his election campaign, despite not receiving any votes in Saturday’s election. Mr Baker campaigned for the Te Atatu seat in the general election, but failed to secure any votes. Baker’s name was not on the ballot paper, after he failed…
Imperator Fish 
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