Better people make better babies

Let us all celebrate the birth of a royal baby. It is a special time. A time for great joy, and a reminder that these people really are much better than us.

The royal tour: the latest developments

This site will be publishing up-to-the-minute coverage of the royal tour. We’ll tell you where William, Kate and baby George are, who they’re meeting, and what they’re wearing. You won’t need to miss a single thing!

My royal birth give-a-damn post

This is my give-a-damn post about the royal birth. You’ll see it’s looking a bit empty. Random gaps appear throughout the post, for where I intend to add material as and when I get my give-a-damn on. However, I’m really struggling with this post. I mean, I’m sure the happy couple are very pleased with…