This is my give-a-damn post about the royal birth.
You’ll see it’s looking
a bit empty.
gaps appear throughout the post, for where I intend to add material as and when I get my give-a-damn on.
However, I’m
really struggling with this post. I mean, I’m
sure the happy couple are very pleased with
their new arrival etc etc, and I’m not outraged or offended by them. I just don’t
care.
I’d welcome any suggestions on how to finish
this post. Help me to fill these gaps.
Please help
me.
Imperator Fish 
Like you I just don’t care. I don’t understand what all the fuss is about.
“I’m not outraged or offended by them”
Delete this bit, and replace with something along the lines of ‘Yippee. Another tax-dodging parasite sucking from the public teat. Just what we need.’
Interesting – I feel the same way about the Rugby World Cup every time that comes around…
Roll on the Republic, IF for President …
If you’re looking for a birth story you could be outraged and offended about, try this one – pretty much daily in Fallujah http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/20/iraq-war-anniversary-birth-defects-cancer_n_2917701.html