Now that Switzerland has refused to extradite Roman Polanski to the US, the acclaimed film director can finally relax a little and get back to what he does best. So is it time for him to start raping children again? Actress Whoopi Goldberg has spoken up in defence of Polanski (“it wasn’t rape-rape”). She has…
It’s time we grew up as a nation and got ourselves a police state I’m sure you’ll agree we gave it a good crack. It seemed to be going well for a while, and then it just seemed like we had a bad run of things. Now we can’t get back to where we need…
The Herald reports: A new prison to be built in South Auckland will bring $1.2 billion in economic benefits over 30 years, Corrections Minister Judith Collins says. But she has been criticised for announcing the gains to be had from higher crime and more prisoners. Ms Collins told the Rotary Club in Auckland yesterday that…
The Government has reacted strongly to Pete Bethune’s claim that New Zealand is Japan’s “fat little lap dog”. The anti-whaling protester has accused Foreign Minister Murray McCully of siding with Japan right from the day Bethune’s vessel the Ady Gil was sunk by a Japanese whaler. But Mr McCully this afternoon told reporters “Grr! Yap…
A special in-depth report on the complex issue of overseas investment in New Zealand The ongoing attempts by a Hong Kong company to acquire the Crafar farms are the latest development in a recent trend of foreign devils buying our land, according to official figures obtained yesterday. The figures show that acquisitions by overseas bloodsuckers…
A tied and emotional Pete Bethune has told reporters he has English football great Paul Gascoigne to thank for his freedom. Bethune arrived back in Auckland this morning after receiving a two-year suspended sentence by a Japanese court for his anti-whaling activities. The Sea Shepherd Conservation Society has claimed a deal brokered with the Japanese…
No-nonsense conservative columnist Dr. Frank Shizenhausen’s latest blistering attack on political correctness I was delighted to read that the Prime Minister thinks the All Blacks captain ought to be tasered if he fails to bring the World Cup home to New Zealand. It’s good to see our PM insisting on there being consequences for failing…
Dear readers I thought you should know I’ve decided to become a vampire. It’s been on my mind for the last few weeks, but then when I read an article that said today’s vampires are both kind and sexy, I just knew it was time for me to transform. I’m not sure what’s involved in…
Minutes of Meeting of the Auckland 2020 Olympics Organising Committee, held on 1 April 2019 Present: R. Hide (Chairman), J. Gunn (Secretary), B. Tamaki (Treasurer), M. Hotchin, Hon C. Slater, R. Brooke Apologies: C. Weatherston, Sir J. Banks The meeting was called to order at 3:30pm and the following business was discussed: The committee members…
Real estate agents have reported a surge of interest from patent attorneys and IP lawyers looking to buy up volcanoes and other hidden lairs. The surge began shortly after the Minister of Justice, Simon Power, announced that changes would be made to the Patents Bill, to bring it into line with the European position on…
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