The Labour MP who is keeping a woman chained in his cellar thinks he’s above the law. Does he really think the public won’t find out who he is? Labour leader David Shearer knows who he is, but won’t tell. So much for a fresh leader bringing a new and open style of politics to…
The Labour MP who is keeping a woman chained in his cellar thinks his little problem is going to go away if he says nothing to anyone. That troughing leftie loser had better think again! I’m not going to stop for anyone, and I never back down from a fight. Everyone who has taken me on has…
This morning I broke what is possibly the most sensational news story in the history of civilisation. Read on to learn more about the despicable Labour MP and his dirty secret. So what’s in the basement? Or should that be who? My impeccable source has provided documentary evidence that a current Labour MP has a…
A spy tells me that a certain Labour MP has a secret. A dirty little secret he keeps chained to a wall in his basement. My source is impeccable. This is the same source who last week revealed that Trevor Mallard was a terrorist working for al-Qaeda, and who blew the whistle on the shameful treatment of…
Why does John Key appear so confident that we are not facing a future superannuation crisis? Young people are fleeing the country in such numbers that soon there will be mostly just the elderly left, with their only companions being the finance company directors to fleece them of their life savings. And who will look…
Now the Urewera trouble is over, it’s time we all said a big thank you to our constabulary for keeping us safe from the terrifying prospect of people playing with guns in an irresponsible manner who aren’t all white. I heard the police wanted to charge the lot of them with being terrorists, so the…
Mathematics While Budget understands the basics of arithmetic, Budget displays a concerning lack of imagination and application in this area. Mathematics involves more than simple subtraction. More effort required! Economics Budget really struggles with this topic, but this is a result of the disruptive influences in his class. I have tried to separate Budget from his best…
You’ve probably heard a lot about the National government’s austerity measures, and I know you’re probably worrying whether this belt-tightening is really worth it. It’s going to cost you more to get your prescription filled, and the quality of the services you receive from the government is declining. If you are having to deal with ACC, for example, you could…
A guest post from the Finance Minister We live in tough economic times, but the New Zealand public can be assured that this government is leaving no stone unturned in dealing with the challenges caused by the global economic downturn. You will appreciate, I hope, that I can’t speak too much today about the contents of next…
New Red Wiggle, Trevor Mallard Labour MP Trevor Mallard has confirmed rumours that he will be the new Red Wiggle from 2013. The legendary band announced on Thursday that three members of the group will retire at the end of the year. Jeff Fatt (the Purple Wiggle), Greg Page (the Yellow Wiggle), and Murray Cook (the…
Imperator Fish 
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