A blogger whose site is highly placed in political blog rankings has told the Herald on Sunday that he predicts he will begin to use their newspaper as lining for his pet’s litter tray, as soon as his gets around to getting a cat. Blogger Scott, whose site Imperator Fish is placed within the top…
Having watched the All Blacks demolish mighty Japan last night, I am now convinced that we will go all the way and win the 2011 Rugby World Cup. In previous World Cups what has done for us is a chop-and-change selection policy, coupled with injuries to key players. Invariably we have ended up tinkering with…
Murray McCully has used special powers to take control of the Auckland waterfront. Thanks to this intervention we can now be certain that nothing will go wrong for the rest of the Cup and that the trains will always run on time. Now that Murray’s cracked that problem, what’s next for the McCullinator? Here are…
A report released this morning into the Auckland transport chaos of Friday night has laid the blame on one man. The report was commissioned urgently, in an effort to find out who was responsible for the delays and stoppages that led to more than 2000 people failing to getting to Eden Park on time. The…
The Sensible Whaling Trust has denounced the Government’s lack of action over the apparent murder of the Emperor Penguin Happy Feet. The celebrated penguin was released back into the wild over a week ago with a transmitter glued to him. However, nothing has been heard from the transmitter for several days, and fears are growing…
I don’t usually ask my readers for culinary advice, but I’m hoping you can help me. My wife’s quite an accomplished poultry cook, but we’re struggling to find a recipe that will do justice to the cut of meat we have acquired. So does anyone know where I can find a good penguin recipe?
Pity the French fashion label Lacoste. Norwegian mass-murderer Anders Breivik has been pictured wearing their clothes. It’s just the sort of celebrity endorsement a brand doesn’t want. Adidas were also recently in the news, after their gear became the fashionwear of choice for many of the London rioters. Labels like these spend millions on marketing…
We all want to play God sometimes, but one US man was determined to reserve this right to himself. A Christopher Roller filed US patent application 11/161,345, entitled “Godly Powers”. The application claimed the following: 1. Godly powers are being used on planet Earth. For example, technology (i.e. Electronic and Medical) is being assisted by…
Auckland’s newest waste facility will open early next year in Epsom, after local residents confirmed they had no objections to the project going ahead. The Auckland Council decided to build the new rubbish dump in Epsom, after it became clear that most local residents were unlikely to object to the project. The Council’s head of…
Labour Party leader Phil Goff is today the subject of renewed questions about his leadership, after blogger Campbell Slug released a recording of a Labour MP contradicting an earlier statement by Goff. Mr Goff told listeners on Paul Henry’s Radio Live show on Monday that his favourite All Black player was Richie McCaw. However, this morning…
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