After watching tonight’s National Party election campaign advert I now understand their “Brighter Future” slogan.

John Key is obviously promising that if National wins the election he’ll invest more in stage lighting.

It was also a bold move to film the National Party ad using someone’s mobile phone, don’t you think?

I wonder why they did things on the cheap? What have they been spending their money on? I realise that the flesh of newborn babies and the blood of virgins are expensive commodities, but surely they could have chucked $500 towards a poor and needy film student.