This Saturday you can make a difference. Join the March for Democracy. Don’t let those clowns in Wellington tell you your vote doesn’t matter. I won’t be there to support all those hundreds (perhaps thousands) of heroes, but I want to do my bit. So I’ve created some banners for y’all to copy, enlarge and…
It’s Melbourne Cup day today. But here’s something to ponder as you consider which horse to put a bet on, or which fancy hat to wear on the big occasion. When you support the Melbourne Cup you support the terrorists. You people make me sick.
Beling a blogger is kind of like being a God. I rule here, my word is law, and I will smite (with words) those who transgress. So, for the sake of my personal vanity, it makes sense to formalise this little thing you (my reader) and I have got going on. For that reason I…
I have written before about the Auckland Zoo and how it needs to implement urgent reforms. Sadly nothing appears to have been done. I spent this morning there with my family and I must say how appalled I was by what I saw. It’s clear that years of handouts have made the inhabitants of the…
I’m so pleased George W. Bush has found something to do now he’s no longer overburdened with being the most powerful cretin on the planet. The Times reports: He left office with the US embroiled in two wars, a Great Recession and with his approval rating a toxic 22 per cent. So the next stage…
I shun new fangled technologies generally. And I’m always a late adopter of new fads. But I’ve decided to give this Twitter thing a try. You can find me at @ImperatorFish. Go on – tell me you’re in the shower, or buying donuts, or have missed your train. Maybe you’re just taking a crap and…
They’re letting us help design and choose a logo for the “Supercity”. That surprised me. I just figured we’d end up with this:
With Christmas only a few months away, it’s time to start thinking about that special someone. But are you starved for inspiration? You could take a chance – maybe that Celine Dion CD won’t be an epic fail (you were only buying it for yourself anyway, weren’t you?). Or you could do something different. Let me…
To the people involved in this case I have one question. Why?
Authorities have confirmed the balloon incident that shocked the world yesterday was no accident. The incident, in which Labour leader Phil Goff floated away in a balloon, stunned onlookers and quickly became the most watched clip on YouTube. But secret video footage taken of the incident has revealed a number of Labour MPs forcing the…
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