David Shearer: Thanks everyone for attending this special caucus meeting. I know the last few days have been tumultuous ones, but we need to address the behaviour of one of our caucus members. Trevor: Yeah, and we all know who.[a collective intake of breath from caucus members. Someone murmurs “Shaaaaame!”] David Cunliffe: Oh, come on,…
Be strong. Be decisive. Cunliffe must be punished for his disloyalty. Although David Cunliffe has done nothing wrong, so you should not punish him too hard. In fact, Cunliffe is the victim in all of this. Any punishment should be meted out to others, those who created this gigantic mess in the first place. Like Chris Hipkins, who spoke…
5:08 am Just asked David Cunliffe the big questions: “Does David Shearer have your full support? How will you vote if the leadership issue is put to the vote in caucus?” He won’t answer me. I ask him again. Still no answer. My cameraman suggests we come back later and try again, when Cunliffe’s awake.…
9:46 am I am weary, for I have slept little. But I cannot linger here, as there is work to be done. Last night was a late one, as I plotted with my minions in a secret chamber beneath the Michael Joseph Savage Memorial. There we feasted on the blood of virgins, made our diabolical plans,…
When David Shearer was chosen as Labour Party leader I told a few people that we needed to give him a year to settle into the job. I’ve been critical of Shearer at times, but I have not called for him to be replaced. I have always said “let’s give the man 12 months as leader, and…
There is growing speculation about the likelihood of further speculation about the leadership of the Labour Party. Speculation has been growing for some time that a move to speculate on a move to oust David Shearer may be coming soon.The latest round of speculation began after a number of commentators speculated on the recent speculation about the…
(Read my earlier post about the Sensible Blogger here) 10:04 am Oh dear! I see that the Prime Minister has gone crazy with an axe and has put thirty people in hospital. I don’t approve of such things, but he is under a lot of pressure. The current political environment is toxic, and the opposition parties…
Thanks, team, for joining me here. It’s been a good spell for us. John Key’s in serious trouble, and we haven’t had an own goal from one of our MPs for at least 24 hours. Wait… Trevor, are you tweeting again? Trevor! Put it away! Anyway, we’re still having a devil of a time connecting…
Questions were again raised about the leadership of David Shearer today, after a giant robot army descended from the skies and laid waste to most of the North Island. As the horde of killer machines spread fire and death in all directions, there was no news from the Labour Party leader about how he would…
The week has started badly for John Key. Yesterday we learned that National are down in the latest political poll, and today we hear that our intelligence folk may have been allegedly acting unlawfully. The last bit of news is a bit of a problem for John Key, since he’s the guy in charge of…
Imperator Fish 
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