A message to the government of Indonesia
We are very angry about what you have done. You will pay for this.
Time to drown those puppies, PM
John Key continues to ride a wave of popularity. So if there were ever a good time for an incumbent PM to abolish weekends and public holidays, now would be that time.
Right Thinking: Ponytail or phoney tale?
Dr. Frank Shizenhausen writes: I have had enough of this stroppy waitress and her hair. Who does she think she is, destroying the reputation of a decent man just because he has wandering hands?
Obscure blogger apologises for misleading readers
A little-known blogger has today tried to distance himself from statements made earlier this year that he was retiring from all blogging.
A chance to be famous
I am not unretiring. This is not a post, as this post explains.
Comments are now closed
Goodbye forever, until soon.
A guide for foreign types who might be considering a trip to Aotearoa
In the light of various cross-cultural misunderstandings involving smashed faces, I have written a short guide to assist foreign types with their planned visits to our splendid country.
Islamic State to contest the 2017 America’s Cup
A spokesperson for the terror organisation has confirmed that plans are underway to put together a team for the event.
Please, I can explain
I’m sorry for causing you any offence. But I would also like to explain myself. I may have written those words, but I didn’t mean the things people are now accusing me of.
Guest post: A character formed very early
Nobody should be surprised by Andrew Little’s failure to pay his bills. A guest post by Norman Wildebeest
Imperator Fish 
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